Below are the 6 most recent journal entries recorded in bluangel288's LiveJournal:

Sunday, October 10th, 2004
12:04 pm	Was crackin? I found these the other day....   Are my undies showing? ["No."]  "Would you like them to?" Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn! At the Laundromat, "How much bleach should I put in with my good suit?" Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle! Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body?  {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?" Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no…) Would you like some?  (if yes…) Want some more? Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out? Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home! Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? Does your boyfriend know where you are? Excuse me, do you believe in one night stands? Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. Have you heard the latest piece of medical knowledge saying that Sex is a real killer?  Do you want to die happy? Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? (after she slaps you or leaves)  HEY!  What's wrong, don't you like pizza? Hi there!  Do you want to see something really swell? Hi! Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do? Hi, how are you? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Hi, I'm a fashion photographer.  Would you like to be in my next photo shoot? Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi, my name's Dan. You might want to remember it now, because you'll be screaming it later! Hi. You'll do. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart." How do you like your eggs cooked? [Why?] Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. I had sex with someone last night.  Was that you? I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.  So, would you smile for me? I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!! I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. I seemed to have lost my way, would you mind taking me with you. I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it. I was just curious?  Are you as good as all the guys say you are? I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah!   Do you have the  energy?" If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question? If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment? I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?]  Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you? Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes." May I flirt with you? My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Overheard in our computer lab:  Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Say, did we go to different schools together? Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice? Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?" That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand." Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.) Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong? What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?  My Zipper What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me? Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again? You are the only reason why I came in here alone. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. You're ugly but you intrigue me. (Comment on this)
Sunday, September 26th, 2004
12:32 pm	This is an interesting song "Surrender" If that's the way you want it Well there you go Baby you can have it all, Now that you just let me go Yeah,yeah Yeah,yeah I waited here for so long Thinkin' that you'd see You just kept on runnin' away You make your misery my company Open up your eyes Dont you know you only get one life Oh, you drive me crazy Oh, you just bring me down Look out your window My sunshine's all around All you have to do is just surrender, just surrender All the pain in your heart, All the tears in your empty soul And when you're spinnin' round and around Im the psycho goin' outta control Open up your eyes Dont you know youre only wasting time Oh, you drive me crazy Oh, you just bring me down Look out your window My sunshine's all around All you have to do is just surrender, just surrender You know it doesn't matter what you do Dont you know i'm so over you Open up your eyes Dont you know that it's your life Oh, you drive me crazy Oh, you just bring me down Look out your window My sunshine's all around All you gotta do... Oh, you drive me crazy Oh, you just bring me down Look out your window My sunshine's all around All you gotta do is just surrender, just surrender If that's the way you want it Well there you go Current Mood: crazy (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 14th, 2004
8:52 pm	My NYLC Home SLices!!!!!!!! My home slices!!! Michelle- My soul sister!!! does he like me?? what did he say??hehehe. The frienship braclets rock!!! I will never take them off. Rjizzle!!!! Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone, I hear u call my name and it feels like home..... when u call my name, its like a little prayer...i'm down on my knees i wanna take u there....in the midnight hour i can feel ur power..just like a prayer...i wanna take u there........eric will u marry me..... how do u dance like that??heheheh!!! there's so much stuff to write and so little space!!!! I will love u forever!!! i wanna marry my nails!!! go t-vote!! we give free hugs and kisses!!! Heather- I love you girl with all of my heart!!! Thanks for doin my makeup!!! U rock my sox!!! Guys were lined up to dance with ya!!! I luv ya and miss ya, the world times 50!! go t-vote!! Debbie- WHat up home slice??? can i get a what what??!!Demo-Crate!!!! go t-vote!! Vik- What up?? ur such a great guy!! thanks for bein my friend!! you always made the day fun, hahaha!!! i'll never forget ya wearin my sunglasses!!! u wanted to keep them forever and ever!!! hahaha........Caucus C rocks!!! joe- the gentle giant!!! what can i say... u inspire me to lead a fun life!!! u rock!!! dancin was fun!!! go t-vote!! joe- mr. president!!! cali rocks.... usc vs. notre dame!!! armin- arminhot!!!!! the madonna cd's!!hahaha jordan- your such a great guy!! dont ever change!!! jill- u rock my world!!! i'll never forget ya!!!!omg...ill never forget the moment in the room...when michelle and i were there and u were like there cold there cold.....hehehe becca- luv ya!!! ill always remember ya...and the kerry/edwards pins!!!hehehe kat- hi ex boyfriend jj!!! kat thanks for bein an amzing roomie!!! ariel- thanks for always wakin me up in the mornin!!! Lissy- pump, pump,pump it up!! pump that t-vote spirit up!!! jermaine- ur crazy!!! ill never forget your dancin and your spirit!!!! Val- the fall!! the skits!! You!!!! AnnMarie- the dreads!!! u rock!!! Y'all...hehe! Nelly- that son of a bitch!!!!!!! Caucus C rox!!! michelle and vik- jesus christ...i said im sorry!!!! Jehon- u dont have to take the test!!haha..i know that u can dance in that uniform....that look..... ankit- ur crazy!! Ben- u rock!! keep dancin!!! Nate- I still have the bruises.. i am never gonan forget all of ur abuse to me....or the shoppin for ur gf's present... mary- u rock!!! remember the dance!!! Val- I will never forget the fall!! Or your craziness......ill miss ya bunches!!!!!!!11 Club Chavez- you guys changed my life forever... you touched me so deeply....luv ya guys... can i get a what what?! (17 Comments |Comment on this)
8:12 pm	NYLC DEbbie's memories D.C. yo. [[the memories]]: 1) can i get a what what?! 2) wuttup g/foo(s)/homesliceeee (mo ~) 3) ay (followed by AYYYYYYYYY) 4) dem-o-CRATTTTTT 5) dildos (pink/blue with "attachments") -_- 6) VAL AND JESS 7) falling asleep .. anywhere and everywhere (which includes the floor of the House of Representatives) 8) PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UPP (T VOTE) 9) wut the hook gon' be? UH OHHH and best of all 10) the people : - Michelle, Heather, Mo (all four of us = "the square") you guys were the best - Joe, Rebecca, Vik, Aleah, Claudia, and everyone else in CLUB CHAVEZ and bus 1 (Comment on this)
7:37 pm	NYLC Washington D.C. - NYLC Took this from Debbie and Vik . . . Vik's 30 Moments From NYLC. 1. Val and Jess. 2. Val falling on her ass when standing on the bus. 3. Val hating our flowers 4. Jermaine from the Virgin Islands 5. "Ziggyzow!" 6. Ziggyzow the Squirrel 7. The silly squirrels on Capitol Hill 8. Joe --> The fuckin illest roommate I could ever ask for! 9. Armin's hair products 10. Yummy cheese crust aka maccaroni from the cafeteria. 11. Harrassing Debbie during LGM 12. Our Grassroots failure (We used our own money for our campaign) 13. "AAAYYYEEE!!!" 14. "Can I get a WHAT WHAT?" 15. "46!!!" The infamous bus count 16. Sleeping during each speaker 17. Stealing the slushie cups 18. Dancing like I was on extacy 19. Joe dancing. 20. Prank calls, knocking at our windows, and Jermaine laughing out loud. 21. Pink soccer ball was sweet. 22. Club Chavez --> That's whats up 23. 4H-Center is a miserable place to stay. 24. Our leaky toilet. 25. Jeff Chen 26. Wooo Democrat! 27. Sneaking to the girls floor to retrieve Ziggyzow and my safari hat. 28. Just looking at Ben. 29. Dancing with black chicks. 30. The sensitive people who take politics too seriously. Shoutout To: Joe, Armin, Jordan, Jermaine, Ben, Jehon, Nate, Debbie, Heather, Michelle, Mo, Lissy, Kat, Joe, Ariel, Rebecca, Ankit, Jill, Annie, Mary, and Nelly. Keep in touch bitches. Oh yeah, Val... next time, when the rule of "remain sitting at all times on the bus" is used, please follow directions. Thanks (Comment on this)
12:45 pm	NYLC Hey there everyone!! I finally have a livejournal!!!!! Everyone from NYLC you rock!!! I miss you all so much!!!!! Michelle, Debbie, Heather, Vik, and Joe~~ U guys rock!!! you showed me what an amazing person i can be. I will never forget you guys. YOu all are hella cool!! (2 Comments |Comment on this)